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You can use a coupon for 20% off your first order every time you order online. Don't create an online account, and spell your name differently on every order, and the website will let you use it. Use a different e-mail address every time, too. You can use a random e-mail address, it doesn't matter. There's no sensitive information in the e-mail. I'd recommend slopsbox if it was still around :(.

Order cables from monoprice.com. You'll save a shitload. They also have memory cards, and a ton of other various computer-related items.

Arby's coupons can be used repeatedly. Carry around one for whatever you like and continue to use it until it expires.

Carry used fabric softner sheets in your back pocket to fend off mosquitos and other annoying bugs.

Keep a comfortable pair (or three) of "home shorts" around. When at home, wear these instead of the jeans/pants you wear outside the house. You can reuse the jeans/pants multiple days without them building up a smell.

When trying to break the ice with the women, act hostile at first and then be sweet during your next encounter. It will disturb their sense of logic and they are almost guaranteed to become interested in you. (someone replied: I think the Edward Cullen approach only works if you're incredibly hot to begin with.)

Always have spare clothes in your car or something. Not a whole wardrobe, mind you, but just extra shit to change into. Yes, I'm talking about everything: shoes, shirt, underwear, socks, and pants.

When using snail-mail, but your intended recipient as the return address. Don't include any stamps. The mail office will then "return" it to the return address. Mail shipped for free.


If you have a piece of food caught in your throat (especially a potato/corn chip), a piece of bread will dislodge it.

If you have a GPS, also keep a map in the glove-box. Those dependant on GPSs generally have a poor sense of direction, and Murphy's Law dictates that your GPS will break down on the day you're in a hurry.

To improve your posture, do the following whenever you notice yourself slouching:
Stand up with your arms by your sides, and stick your thumbs out. Turn your arms outwards so your thumbs point as far back as possible, your chest should be out and shoulders forced back. Now drop your shoulders and relax your arms. Your shoulders should be back but not uncomfortable, and your thumbs should be pointing forward. This is how you should always be standing.

Learn to sew. That shirt that cost $20? Repair it for about $0.75, and have enough to do it again about 500 more times or so.

Make sure you know how to jump start a car, and change the oil, and change a tire. Also, carry a jump box that's charged in the back.

To clean the pipes of a wood burning stove, one or two mothballs thrown into the fire will help to loosen soot and creosote.

Got a rat problem? Leave out some antifreeze. It contains ethylene glycol, which is sweet. Most mammals (rats included) are attracted to sweet things. This will kill them fast, and leave no bloody mess.

Request the 1 dollar cup of coffee at starbucks. Even if they say they don't offer it, remind them that they have a just say yes policy and that you'll be happy to inform the manager that they are not in compliance. Receive coffee, enjoy, get free refills in the same manner.

If the guy who stands by the door at Best Buy/Circuit City/Etc asks to see your receipt and such, you CAN refuse to give to them. They cannot hold you in the store, and if they call the police and you have done nothing wrong then the police fine the business for a false call.

Learn to cook. Raw vegetables are cheap compared to packaged food

If you want to remove sticky residue left by stickers and such, use peanut butter. Takes the shit right off.

Learn the scheduled curbside trash pickup days for the towns in your area, especially the wealthier suburbs. Get a van or pickup and drive through around midnight the night before, checking people's curbs for stuff you need. Not only is this legal, most towns tacitly encourage it -- if you take a couch or bookshelf off the curb, that's one less thing they have to pay their garbagemen to haul to the landfill.

You don't have to take a car everywhere. Start using public transport, a bicycle, or just walk. Public transport may not be the most hygienic of transport methods but it's cheap and reliable (given that depends on where you live, but as a general rule it's true these days).

When dealing with hostile people, the meaner they get, the nicer you get. It makes them rage something hard, since it gives them no REAL reason to be angry at you. Unless shit gets real (lol gun), then it's time to run like a bitch.

When you have a research paper to write, if your professor has no workstudies to double-check his papers, just write an essay using general knowledge of the subject, get your sources off the university library website, and do a bibliography. It's highly unlikely your professor is going to double-check sources in every paper from what could be ~100 students. Most likely they'll just run it through a program to make sure you didn't copypasta your whole paper.

Duct tape is really useful. Always have some on hand for any occasion.

When ordering models from GamesWorkshop, make sure to keep the boxes. If you ever want more, call up their Customer Service and complain that the box contained faulty models. They will send you a completely new box, free of charge. Try not abuse this.

Save your ticket stubs from movie theaters Next time you go to that chain just flash the most recent ticket from that chain you have in your wallet. If you walk by with confidence and time it right to walk in with a bunch of other people they wont even look twice

Dont treat people in the minimum wage "customer service" industry as a "clerk" or "waitress," treat them as a fucking human being. If you've ever worked at one of these jobs, you already know this. They will spit in your food, fuck up your product/order, and charge a 10% douche bag tax.

Watch the expiry dates on Milk cartons at your local supermarket. Often, they'll mark it down to half price or less if there is only a day or two left before expiry. If it is past its expiry date, take it up to the counter and point it out and you'll probably get it for free (it will still be fine to drink for up to a week if you keep it refrigerated, milk companies stay on the safe side with expiry dates to keep away from lawsuits.)

Always keep a 20 folded small in the bottom of your wallet. It can help in so many ways.

Start a music reviewing website or a radio show. Send emails to a bunch of record labels to let them know that you are doing this, with your home address. Within a month, you will have more free CDs than you know what to do with.

Never hesitate to hurt someone in anyway you know how when fighting on the street. Kicking someone in the balls works every time. Remember, it's the street, half the people won't remember you.

To stop ants from invading your home, find their entrance and sprinkle the area with a bit of ground cinnamon or fresh ground black pepper. It'll stop them from coming in while not harming them too much. If you wait a bit, the rest of the ants will seem to just vanish away.

If you want to remove the DRM from iTunes songs, burn them to a CD. Instant DRM removal.

If you're already athletic, run barefoot. It strengthens the lower body a lot and improves your running form. You can also wear most running shoes into the 4000-5000 mile zone, a good 10x what most companies say you can.

Comprehensive car insurance covers you if you hit an animal while driving. however, if you swerve out of the way of an animals and hit a tree (or any other solid object), you are not covered. So the lesson is, if avoiding a collision with an animal puts you in harm's way, just hit the animal

To get into the movies for free, have a friend go in to pay for their tickets, make your way around to one of the exits on either side. Take out your cell phone and have a chat with a friend, or fake a call to somebody. Then just waltz on in as people are coming out, or wave somebody down as they're passing the exit doors to let you back in. Usually people will assume you went to talk outside for courtesy's sake, and will open the door for you without even asking you anything. Say thanks and join your friend for the movie you want to see. Also, you can just have one of your friends come and open the door for you if no one else is around.

Take coupons that shitty stores put in your mail box, take credit applications that shitty companies put in your mailbox, put shitty coupons in paid postage credit card application envelopes and send them back. Said shitty credit applications will soon stop coming.

Instead of buying athlete's foot creams, powders or lotions like Lamisil Tinactin, just use a hair dryer to blow dry your feet after showering. The fungus can't handle the heat so it dies quickly. Do it once a week and you'll never have to waste money on that shit again.

For the femanons, realize guys will be willing to take part of your interests if you take an interest in ours. If they want to watch a movie like Die Hard, fucking watch it too. The girls I've found myself most attracted are the ones willing to watch Escape from LA with me, even if it means I have to watch The Fox and the Hound before hand

Might take a while, but can be worth the payout. What you do is buy one of those kids police badges from the toy store. Dress yourself in jeans, a wifebeater, sunglasses and a leather jacket. Lurk out in your car near your local liquor store. When some young looking punk comes out, get out of your car, flash the fake police badge, and ask for his ID. Most underage kids are too dumb to know that it's illegal to do that. Bingo, free booze.

If you have to eat fast food, or you're just out and you're hungry, get a double cheeseburger off the dollar menu. McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's all have it. It costs a dollar and has about 500 calories. Don't waste your money on the same crap for $6.

If you live with your parents get good grades in school. That way if you fuck up on anything you can just say that your getting good grades and that whatever you did is not affecting you academically.

When buying it, ask the bloke at the counter if they have any promotions going. A lot of the time there are entire boxes of stuff which is given away with something noone ever buys, and they're happy to offload it to you. I have gotten beanies, shot glasses, mugs, drink mixers, hip flasks, coolers, countless stubby holders and even extra booze by doing this. Getting to know one of the people who works there is also a good idea.

Hold on to glass and plastic containers from food stuffs you buy. Clean them out, and they become very handy boxes for small things. (If you buy a lot of one item, they stack well, too.) For instance, if you buy pre-sliced deli meat and the price is the same, get the one in the plastic container with a lid. This is the exact same plastic container you can buy in five packs at Aldi's. I use old lemonade powder containers to hold various condiment packets from restaurants.

A scratched CD can be used as a disposable mirror. Not TOO scratched of course.

if you take a water with you when you leave in the morning for whatever you have to do. Fill it up half way the night before and put it in your freezer on its side. Wake up, fill it up with water, and you will have cold water for most of your day

Learn how to stomach people you can't stand. By "stomach," I mean smile, nod, do what they want, be generally pleasant and get the fuck away from them. I would not suggest talking about them behind their backs, but personally I just can't resist a lot of times. This is an invaluable skill for dealing with shitty bosses, teachers, professors, etc. You're going to have one of those eventually (and only one, if you're incredibly lucky), and if they know you can barely tolerate them, they tend to try to make you miserable.

Drink lots of water, obvious tip I think it's been mentioned, but it's a good tip. I know a lot of anon's just eat Doritos and drink whatever pop is at hand, but don't. Water, milk, iced tea.

Most important, find yourself a rich friend or a friend that steals all his stuff. You can buy stuff off of them for cheap. They either don't know the value of a dollar, to borrow a gay phrase, or don't care if it's stolen.

More advice for the smoker on a budget: roll your own cigarettes. Rolling tobacco tends to be of higher quality than is in packaged cigarettes, and it's much cheaper. By cheaper I mean, for less than the price of one pack (depending where you are), you get the equivalent in tobacco of three or four packs.

Instead of carrying coins around to spend, just get a jar or something and empty your pockets of coins at the end of the day. You really won't notice the disappearing change, in terms of your spending, but then when the jar fills up, holy shit free money! There've been times when I've taken 90 bucks worth of coins to the bank. Damn do you feel good with those bills in your pocket.

You can fix scratched CDs with white toothpaste (if they aren't scratched too much or too deeply). Put a dab of tooth paste on the CD, then use a piece of toilet paper to rub it onto the whole CD in a circular motion. Then use a clean piece of toilet paper to take off the excess/dry it out, and check to see if it works. This trick has saved me a few CDs.

Don't buy computer parts from retail stores. Go to places online like Newegg, Tigerdirect, or ZipZoomFly

Cure a brain freeze quickly by pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth. Start with the tip at where your gums meet the teeth and press up the rest as far back as you can. Eating slower prevents them, but if it happens this helps.

Help restore balance by putting one or both hands on something stable. It doesn't have to be in any kind of orientation, just stable. Generally walls will work the best, or the chair you were sitting in if you lost it standing up too fast. Sometimes when I feel like I'm losing balance I'll just put my hand on my forehead and it'll come back quickly.

If you burn your hand while cooking (finger meets hot stove, not finger meets electrical socket with fork) press on the burn with your fingers. Cold water causes swelling and stuff, but your own flesh helps bring the temperature to normal without any shock.

If you're looking to score some free tech gear, look into when a local college is having an auction. The night it ends (assuming it's an out-door auction), there'll be plenty of junk left over that they'll just throw away, and it's up for grabs. You can find anything from office chairs to desks to phones to computers to oscilliscopes, and various other pieces of equipment. (though with the computers they usually keep the HDDs to prevent sensitive date from being stolen). If it's an old vacuum-tube powered piece of junk, take it anyway. Working tubes sell well if you find the right people. (local repair shops will typically buy them from you)

buy your textbooks on amazon and sell them at your school when you are done. chegg is a ripoff.

If you get caught piecing up a wall by anyone BESIDES a cop, calmly walk over and explain you've been hired by a community program to do a mural. It's worth a shot, and I've gotten off clean multiple times with this trick. If you don't look nervous, people tend to believe you

Walk a dog. It doesn't even have to be yours, hire yourself out to people to walk their dogs. 1) it gets you walking. 2) girls will approach the dog (provided it's not ugly as fuck) This is a perfect opening. Take the chance.

Keep a small disposable camera in the glovebox of your car. That way if you ever are involved in a bad accident that wasn't your fault, you can take pictures of your break marks proving you tried to stop and them without break marks, proving the collision was solely their fault.

Do not use enamel paints for hobby models, at least not with a brush.

Keep old electronic junk and break it down. You'll never know when you'll need a certain piece that the old VCR just happened to have in it. (assuming you're an electronics hobbyist)

Newark.com has a wider variety of components that are typically cheaper than what Digikey sells them for.

Gluing something together with epoxy or JB Weld, but don't feel like holding a join together with your bare hands for the 1-4 hours it takes to properly set? Put a small dab of superglue on the join to hold it in place while the epoxy/JB Weld dries.

Keep old copper wire, and strip it by hand. Copper recycles for a much better price than aluminum, often fetching you $50 for a handful of it. Do NOT burn the insulation off though, it reduces the quality of the copper and the price they'll buy it at.

If you have 3 or 4 people going to a movie, get everybody in for the price of 2. Have 2 people buy tickets (person 1 and person 2), go inside. Person 1 comes out with both stubs, hands it to a friend, both go in. Then get person 2 to go out with the two stubs, come in with the other friend

Get those gloves that are fingerless but have the top part of a mitten that can be folded back. Go to a store, pretend to look at gum, slide small candy in the mitten part

When you're given a cocktail napkin or coaster with an excessively wet drink (condensation), sprinkle salt on it. It will cease to lift up with your drink.

Get hold of an army ration pack and keep it in your house / car. Especially useful in cold climates.

If you need to leave your car in an area where you think it might get stolen, remove some small but vital part like the fuse for the fuel pump.

Even though you may be nervous about talking to random people, the worst you can get is "Go away."

Open a bank account, put a hundred dollars in it. Then put the atm card in a box somewhere. Having a hundred dollars that no one knows about could save your life.

You can throw clothes in the dryer for about 5 minutes or so to get wrinkles out.

Put smelly shoes in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer overnight. The smell is caused by bacteria, which will die when deep frozen.

A couple of grains of rice in a salt shaker will absorb moisture and keep the salt from turning into a miniature brick.

Sharpen scissors by using them a few times on a piece of sand paper.

If theres something you really need to remember the next day, put a weird object in a weird place. It helps you to remember anything by triggering your memory.

Keep with you in your jacket pocket;
A lighter (petrol lighter if possible)
Notebook and pencil
Small locking knife (if legal in your area)
Gum

Smile whenever you make eye contact with someone or speak to them. People will react to you better and be nicer to you, which will increase your own confidence and sociability.

When using a public toilet (or indeed certain private ones), get into the habit of using the toilet paper to wipe the seat cover, this does three things; 1, checks that there is toilet paper available, 2, cleans/dries the toilet seat, 3, provides a landing pad to prevent splash backs.

Turn off file sharing to steal internets.

Put a little nail polish remover when old polish gets all old and sticky.

Once your socks are wet, you'll never be comfortable. Just take them off and get a dry pair.

If you're on a budget, use the 'draft' option when printing long documents, it uses about 1/3 the toner you'd normally use and doesn't look too bad.

When playing rock paper scissors, 90% of humanity goes scissors on first turn.

Keep a tin of altoids with you, and right before you take a big drink of water, put it in your mouth and chew it up. When you drink the water, it will feel a lot cooler than it really is.

Don't play basketball in running shoes or you risk twisting your ankle.

If you want the freshest breath ever, use a really strong mint mouthwash like Listerine until you can't bear it anymore, then immediately rinse out your mouth with the hottest water you can stand.

To avoid the 'smell cloud' effect when somebody walks past you in a corridor: Before you put a top on, spray your cologne three times in the air in front of you and then walk through it. People will still smell it when they get close but not if they're standing behind you in a queue.

Put antiperspirant on and then deodorant on top.

Start investing when you are young. Ask a Financial advisor or someone similar.

If you want something but don't have to willpower to directly stop yourself, run a mile before you get it. If it's still the first thing you want when you're done, get it. If your first thought is that you;d want a drink, a breather, whatever- and not the other thing? don't get it until you can run a mile and still want it.

If you have a piece of food caught in your throat (especially a potato/corn chip), a piece of bread will dislodge it.

If you have a GPS, also keep a map in the glove-box. Those dependant on GPSs generally have a poor sense of direction, and Murphy's Law dictates that your GPS will break down on the day you're in a hurry.

To improve your posture, do the following whenever you notice yourself slouching:
Stand up with your arms by your sides, and stick your thumbs out. Turn your arms outwards so your thumbs point as far back as possible, your chest should be out and shoulders forced back. Now drop your shoulders and relax your arms. Your shoulders should be back but not uncomfortable, and your thumbs should be pointing forward. This is how you should always be standing.

Compliment people, It will make them like you a lot more and will make them feel better about themselves.

Shave in the shaver, it'll be much much smoother
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Rub some shampoo on the shower mirror to avoid it fogging up.

To be more social: Always, always travel whenever you can. It's an eye opening experience, and most people love hearing/telling about times you/they traveled. It's an easy way to start up a conversation, just keep something clearly foreign on you from a country you've visited, or if you must a foreign looking item from a country you know a lot about. I guarantee you, people will ask about it.

Toothpaste is extremely useful. It will help get rid of some ink stains on your hands, dry erase board stains, and clean your tennis shoes.

When you burn your tongue, put a little sugar on it and the pain will subside. Sugar will also help start a fire when coal or wood aren't burning fast enough.

If you have leftover wine from a party that you probably won't use, freeze it in ice cube trays. Next time you are making spaghetti sauce or soup, drop a cube in for flavor instead of hauling out another bottle.

Leftover water from boiling pasta can be used for watering plants.

If you've ever dropped your cell phone/iPod in a sink or toilet (it actually happens more often than you think) soak it in rice for 2 hours. Then, take the device out and use a hairdryer to dry it. Altenate between hot and cold air until the steam on the screen has disappeared significantly. Hopefully the device will turn on. If not, leave it on a windowsill with the window left barely open.

Bake your own bread. Home baked bread is delicious, and having to wait for your food helps break the habit of just grabbing some wrapped up ball of sugar and fat

Eat meals more regularly, and stop yourself from grabbing random snacks too often. Your meals will pretty much always be healthier than your snacks if you aren't using thisiswhyyourefat.com as a cookbook, and even if they don't taste as good your hunger will make the meal seem better.

Learn to like tea. It's healthy, cheap, and once the taste is acquired, delicious.

Learn how to pair drinks with meals. You'll be a much better host for guests and the food really is a lot better.

Experiment with different types of cheese. Sticking to American, processed, cheddar and once in a while, mozzarella or swiss gets bland, and is unhealthy.

Keep all old articles of clothing, you never know when you need them for fabric.

The color of your room will change your attitude towards things in life, a good color to avoid is red because it's said to raise your temper, Orange is said to boost creativity, etc...

Never shorten words typing, even on msn (eg, hi how r u?). Typing full words will help your typing overall.

Don't grocery shop hungry

If you're a weeaboo and you enjoy art, buy art of the anime you like drawn in a different fashion that's subtle enough so that guests won't notice, but other weeaboos will. Usually these pictures can brighten up a room and you can enjoy them without being embarrassed.

If your poor, try sleeping in an old pair of jeans/hoody, you only need a nice bed set up if your with a chick.

Got leftovers? Throw it in with pasta. Delicious and healthy.

Eat bread for every meal. Make sure it's homemade, and not that shit you get in plastic bags. Cut it up yourself. Bread goes with every meal, and can be a healthy alternative to some of the crap we eat.

Eat soup before eating anything else. It will stretch your stomach, allowing you to eat more.

Get nutella. Replace it with any spread (ex: peanut butter, etc) It's delicious, and made with hazelnuts. Very good.

The best way to kick a soft drink habit is by replacing it with another drink. I replaced mine with tea. It's less acidic (good for teeth) has more caffeine (good to help replace one addiction with another) and the there's pretty much no calories, no sugar, and none of that other stuff we should try limit in our diets. Plus many teas have been linked to various health benefits (ginseng tea helps prevent ED, for example).

A little Swiss Army knife is useful to have around. Although you may not need it on a daily basis you never know when you may need it to do mundane tasks. I've used my knife as a screwdriver on occasions.

Eat Sun Chips instead of Doritos.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings"

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Smile and offer to help people if they look like they need it, regardless of what they or you look like.

Hug people, you all feel better.

Get a job, you meet people and earn money.

Dress to impress, you feel better and people's opinions of you change

Don't let fear stop you from ever doing anything, it will always end up better than living in your basement

You don't have to shop for clothes very often but when you do take your time. You'll be stuck with those clothes for a long time and they ARE important.

Wear a hat in the wintertime, it's probably the most important article of clothing you'll wear the whole season.

If there is a woodworking shop (cabinets, furniture, etc.) nearby, they will usually give you scraps that are great for fire kindling.

If you go to a friend's house and you have something you don't want in your pockets, but need to remember where it is, put it in your shoes. Chances are you'll either take them off or they'll ask you to take them off anyways.

Don't put your alarm clock near your bed. This will result in you simply pressing snooze and going but to sleep. Put your alarm clock on the other side of your room so you are forced to get up and walk around.

A lot of the store brands you see are actually surplus name brands. Try them out and see how they are

Always support the bands you like. Buy the CD or record.

Before moshing, double-knot your shoes and don't wear glasses if at all possible.

The consequences and stress resulting from procrastination are ten times worse than just getting off your ass and doing whatever it is you're putting off.

Get out of bed, get into the shower, and get your day started. It's far too easy to waste an entire day off by lounging around in your underwear

Brush your tongue if you want your bad breath to go away. Not the front, way in the back.

If you want to eat spicy foods but are a total wuss, do not let the hot part of the food touch the rear sides of your tongue because that is where the tastebuds that detect spiciness reside.

If you want to wear cologne/perfume, do not use a scented bodywash unless it is made to compliment the cologne/perfume (ie Victoria's
Secret Very Sexy II for Him Bodywash and Cologne). After drying off, but before putting on any clothes, spray the cologne once or twice in front of you and walk through it. Put clothes on afterwards. This prevents the "smell cloud" effect, people smell it when getting close, but not when passing you in the hallway.

Never cut your toenails so they are rounded (the way you cut your fingernails). They are more brittle and if you cut them with too rounded of a shape you can get ingrown toenails.

Many haircare and shaving products have water repellent properties. You can apply these to your mirror and glasses to keep them from misting up. Shaving cream, hair spray, mousse style hair control stuff, etc. -- all of these can be applied to your glasses and/or mirrors so you can see clearly to take care of what you need to in a misty post-shower bathroom.

Ever pop a zit only to have a red mark appear that's just as bad as the zit itself? Buy some eyedrops and spread a single drop on the red area. A lot of eyedrop brands out there (especially the cheap ones) merely have chemicals that shrink blood vessels, hence "getting the red out." After a few minutes of sitting on your skin, the liquid should help diminish the redness.

Don't mix bleach and amonia. Ever. This means don't use bleach in your toilet bowl, because urine has ammonia in it.

When packing your bathroom stuff for a trip, be it via car or plane, always pack your bottles of stuff in Ziploc bags, seperate if possible. That way, if one gets bumped and the cap opens, you don't end up with shampoo/soap all over everything.

Make friends at the university. This is especially important for you career-minded individuals. Getting on a professor's good side is one of the most important things you can do at university. If you see someone sitting in the lunch room by themselves and they aren't studying or doing homework, go sit at their table and talk to them. Get their name and what they're studying and BAM, you've got an aquaintance. Then, when you see them around campus/town again, say 'hi'.

Even though you may be nervous about talking to random people, the worst you can get is "Go away."

If you're in a large group that's singing, and you know the tune of the song but not the words, you can just mouth "Watermelon" over and over. No one watching will be able to tell, except the deaf.

Do not buy your girlfriend or wife flowers in an attempt to make nice after you pissed her off. Every time she looks at the flowers, she will just be reminded that you pissed her off, unless she has the memory span of a goldfish.

If you occasionally feel like feeding the hungry looking guy with the sign at the intersection, don't give him money. Your desire to help him get some hot food may end up being exploited to get things you don't intend. Carry meal coupons to local restraunts. Its real hard to exchange a $5.00 Quiznos coupon for alchohol or drugs, but it will get them a toasted sub.

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in other news, it's been a while, guis.
I'm currently ob-fucking-sessed with alex rider and the delicious russian yassen gregorovich <3333 yuuuummm. (they're totally gay for each other but I'd still tap either one anydaaay <333)
even the music I listen to has been mainly from music videos of them and from fanmixes--seriously. I'll probably be out of this mood after a week, though the music is keeping me here longer (: not that that's a bad thiiiing~

my music lately:
wheatus - teenage dirtbag
the kooks - naive
hellogoodbye - baby, it's fact
goodnight nurse - death goes to disco
frou frou - close up
alanis morrisette - hands clean
bi-2 - Полковнику Никто Не Пишет (song pronounced polkovniku nikto ne pishet)
Слот  - Мёртвые Звёзды (song pronounced myortvye zvyozdy)

I wanna learn russian, guis. I'll get one of those silly little "teach you the way you naturally learn" things whose name escapes me and be badass and go to russia ;w; it'll be awesome.

HAVE SOME PICSPAM OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL MOFOS:

PICSPAM PICSPAM PICSPAMCollapse )


fhnisdklffbsdufipg4uyksdlbfjkbrt80934btferjkdfuh9hwoaifheuklbsdakjOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
*fangirlseizure*
http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2009/09/21/real-life-professor-layton-solving-puzzles-across-the-country/



"Everyone's favorite British sleuth and puzzle master, Professor Layton, is traveling across the U.S.A. in September. He will be making stops in Minneapolis, Miami, Boston and Seattle from 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. September 23 to 30, 2009. Find Professor Layton in his brown top hat with a red stripe and tell him 'every puzzle has an answer' for a chance to solve a puzzle."

LAYTON
WHY
ARE
YOU NOT
COMING
TO EFFING
TEXAS?!?!?!
DNSU9RH2
RHBWEJKR
NFSDJFIWH

He's so good looking too!! bnsdbuifbg4u9wefbsdjk ;w;
IF ONLY I COULD MEET HIM
I SWEAR I'D M/O WITH HIM FOREVARRR.
nfjsdifb3489bgtfsdhbfjka
iluiluiluiluiluilu
 

idk what the fuck I am.


http://probablybadnews.com/2009/08/13/funny-news-headlines-dramatic-reenactment/
watch it
right now
and laugh your fucking ass off.
picture is a screencap from the video

 

NOW FOR RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE I'M BORRRREEEDDDD


British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 0

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my great aunt does...)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (BDUSIAOBFSJA PIZZA. ILU. PLEASE COME AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES WITH ME!!)
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I would kill myself if I did)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (bitch or pussy. can't remember which)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (banana-type fruit, right?)
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun (I lol'd)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (I lol'd again)
[x] You like chicken. (lol again)
[x] You like watermelon. (God help me this is making me lol like crazy)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (married in, not blood related XD;;; )
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. (only know what Gutentag means! XD)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 3 (wts I'm actually like 3/4 German....)

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 0

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty. (it's a neccesity you dumb-fucks)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 5

Total:
British - 0
Australian - 5
Italian - 5
Spanish - 5
Russian - 4
Irish- 2
African American - 2
Asian - 3
German - 3
Canadian - 0
American - 5


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